Even More

•Children were reportedly playing in water and doing malicious things on Pierce Street.

•An aggressive miniature donkey reportedly came into a person's yard on Vantage Highway. June 14-16, 2009

•A 70-year-old Ellensburg man reportedly ordered two smoothies and then asked what they were when they were given to him on Chestnut Street.

•A doorknob was reportedly broken on U.S. Highway 97.

•A man reported that he feared a man riding a motorcycle was speaking to a man riding a bicycle about drug related things on Pine Street. June 19-22, 2009

•An elderly man with a red jacket and sunglasses was reportedly carrying a Super 1 grocery bag on Seventh Avenue.

•A woman with slurred speech reportedly called saying she needs another chance with her animals on Alder Street.

•A paper towel with food was reportedly found in someone's back yard on First Avenue. June 22-23, 2009

•A person's neighbor was reportedly chanting on Bridgewood Drive.

•A group of high school students were reportedly howling and going in and out of windows on Chestnut Street. June 23-24, 2009

•A man was reportedly assaulted after trying to buy a sick and starved looking dog on Canyon Road.

•A person called asking for directions to a psych ward on 18th Avenue. June 24-25, 2009

•Someone told a lady that they had leftover asphalt and would do her driveway on Emerson Road.

•A couple who owned a truck with large balls hanging form the back were reportedly yelling at each other on First Street. June 25-26, 2009

•The gate to the baseball field was reportedly locked and little league participants were unable to get in at West Ellensburg Park.

•Two men with backpacks reportedly went inside a building and asked to use the restroom on University Way.

•Writing was reported on the back of a chair in First Street.

•A bone was reportedly found on Bull Elk Road. June 26-29, 2009

•People were reportedly roofing an apartment building on Fourth Avenue.

•A man was reportedly trying to drive his tractor through the river on Tree Farm Road in Easton.

•Two men wearing kilts reportedly jumped over a fence to either play in someone's yard or retrieve a Frisbee on Dean Nicholson Boulevard. June 29-30, 2009

•A man on Anderson Street reportedly called a woman and threatened to harm her children if she did not talk to him in a sexy voice. July 1-2, 2009

•A man reported that people outside a business on Pearl Street were mean to him.
•A loud movie was reportedly being projected in the parking lot at City Hall on Anderson Street. July 10-13, 2009

•Three people carrying clubs reportedly took down a stop sign on Kittitas Street. July 15-16, 2009

•Two juvenile boys were reportedly fishing with worms on Big Horn Access Road.

•A person reported their neighbor slamming cupboards on Ninth Avenue.

•A man reported his coworker tried to hit him with a broken broom while he reportedly defended himself with a shovel and struck him with a rake on Bullfrog Road.

•Customers were reportedly staggering out of a restaurant on Main Street in Ellensburg saying they hoped they wouldn't get pulled over driving.

•An unknown man was reportedly sleeping in a person's bed on B Street.

•A woman was reportedly hiding in some bushes on Currier Street. Aug. 17, 2009

Old Daily Record Police Blotters

Culled from various Daily Record newspapers over the last decade or so. More to come.
I tried to include the dates, but the blotters don't mention the year they were reported, just the month and day.

•A man requested his car be observed last night on Helena Street. June 21, 2001

•A drunk Helena Street woman called 911 to report she heard gunshots next door and that her teeth were missing.
•A man entered an Anderson Street home, used the bathroom and left. Nov. 1, 2001

•A group of 20-year-olds was golfing from the parking lot of an Ellensburg motel into a field.
•Someone wanted to know if Eighth Avenue and Columbia Street was a safe place for [sic] their daughter to live.
•A woman, talking to herself, speaking of spiritualism, was using profanity in a state Route 906 pancake house.
•A Juniper Avenue resident requested police officers help him get people out of his home, but he didn't want them to know he had called the police. Nov. 5, 2001

•Someone wanted to turn in a suspicious-looking tennis ball to police.
•A woman parked in her vehicle at a Euclid Way restaurant was unable to find her Maple Street home.
•A Brook Lane woman reported her husband, who has Alzheimer's, tore the toilet from the floor of their home and it was flooding.
•A young child was in a Water Street store without an adult and had been watching a movie for several hours.
•To people filming a skating video were causing a traffic hazard on Pearl Street.
•Ten men were inner tubing on state Route 906 and had been asked to leave.
•A scared homeowner requested someone check to see if water was running in the home. Jan. 1, 2003

•Someone wanted to know if it was legal to put lawn chairs on the sidewalk for the parade.
•A party invitation for a kegger was received at the corrections center.
•A man seen drinking from a bottle wrapped in a brown bag was approaching people saying he would strip for $20. Aug. 29-31, 2003

•A Chestnut Street woman reported receiving an eight-minute-long, long-distance call with rude burping noises.
•A 10th Avenue woman reported burning her hand on incense.
•A man left an Ellensburg grocery store parking lot with a man hanging on the hood of his car. Sept. 3-8, 2003

•A coyote was eating a live calf on Thrall Road.
•A man reportedly stands outside a Third Avenue salon and takes pictures.
•A woman was seen putting items in a tree on South Willow Street.
•A helicopter reportedly landed in a Snoqualmie Pass parking lot for no reason.
•Three men appeared to be picking on another man at the pool in Ellensburg.
•A man reportedly fell into a Cle Elum street.
•A group of people stopped at a Vantage Highway home and broke a window with a dog bone.
•Something reportedly fell from the sky on Reecer Creek Road, and was still burning.
•A woman was slumped over in an electric wheelchair traveling on Manitoba Avenue. Mar. 12-15, 2005

•About 40 people were seen fighting on state Route 821. Aug. 1, 2005

•An elderly Cle Elum woman called 911 for the time. Aug. 2, 2005

•A suspicious garbage sack was reported on Fifth Avenue. Aug. 4, 2005

•A man was carrying his pants on Capitol Avenue.
•A Cle Elum woman requested officers speak to her 16-year-old son about not getting along with his 14-year-old sister.
•An Ellensburg man reported falling through the floor of an Ellensburg grocery store and being unhappy at the way employees handled the situation. Nov. 1, 2005

•An elderly Wheeler Road woman reported to 911 dispatchers that she hears voices on her telephone. Nov. 4, 2005

•A Wheeler Road woman reported that the voices she had heard earlier possibly came from a dream. Nov. 7, 2005
•A Chestnut Street woman reported that she had lied about a domestic dispute on an earlier date.
•A man reportedly took women's underwear from a Main Street store.
•A Payne Road woman reported blue items the size of golf balls were floating around her house. Nov. 7, 2005

•A Cle Elum man wanted police to speak to his 14-year-old daughter about dating an 18-year-old. Nov. 11, 2005

•A Sampson Street resident reported people with chainsaws at a loud party in the area were making a lot of noise. May 12-15, 2006

•A white suspicious tanker truck labeled "cryogenic refrigeration liquid transport" with white smoke near it was on state Route 97.
•A Port-A-Potty was found floating in a stream on Huntzinger Road. May 26-29, 2006

•A Caribou Road resident reported that her sister threatened to blow up her residence.
•A Forbes Lane resident in Cle Elum reported that her sister threatened to shoot her.
•A Wilson Creek Road resident had a question about recording phone calls.
•A Cascade Court woman reported needing help for a spider trapped beneath a jar and being deathly afraid of spiders.
•Two men were standing in the middle of 18th Avenue holding a sleeping bag. June 3-5, 2006

•A state Route 97 resident reported the possible theft of a turkey. June 22, 2006

•A First Street resident in Cle Elum requested to speak to an officer about the donkey at the trading post.
•A man was standing in the roadway, shaking his fists at vehicles that would pass by and telling the drivers of the vehicles they are the devil and he will beat them down in Jesus' name on Sun Country Road in Cle Elum.
•A Delphine Street resident reported a man was yelling at a woman in a tree. June 30-July 5, 2006

•A suspicious person who stated his vehicle was out of gas and there was no key in the ignition was reported on University Way. However, the vehicle's ignition lights were on. 2006

•A Sparks Road resident reported that someone suspicious was shadow boxing and acting funny on the side of the road. 2006

•A man was punching an ATM on Second Avenue. 2006

•A Regal Street resident reported an ongoing problem with a 14-year-old boy on a motorcycle who cusses and attempts to run him over. 2006

•A 25-year-old man with a bald head was reportedly hiding in a ditch on Hidden Valley Road.
•Five ostriches were reportedly walking down Charlton Road.
•A person was reportedly sleeping outside a restaurant for three days, claiming he was trying to get to Montana but was stranded on Canyon Road.
•Four men were reportedly pushing a shopping cart with no groceries on Main Street in Ellensburg. July 3-6, 2008